I have Never Lost an Imaginary Argument

To this day I have never lost an imaginary argument. Here is how you can win:

Be Confrontational
Stare your opponent in the eyes as you say something clever. Be as loud as possible. Remember this is not reality. Be aggressive.

Take Your Time
Don’t rush. You have all the time to deliver the most dashing and powerful reply. Your opponent has to wait for you to finish. No one can interrupt you.

Its okay to make mistakes
Even if you don’t get it right the first time, you can always go back and start all over again. Until you get it just right.