Meet pacifist organic farmer Ned. He lives mostly on a farm and says man in every sentence. Ned is the most chilled out person on earth. When his girl friend cheats on him, steals his dog, and kicks him out of the farm, Ned summarizes all his anger by saying you know what? wow. That is the height of his anger! He does like to deal drugs though and gets into trouble when he tries to sell to a stressed out cop in uniform! After getting out of prison Ned is broke and homeless and must rely on his mother and 3 sisters so that he can get back to doing things that really matter. He has been experimenting to create an amazing new kind of vegetable called the Tomion which will be half tomato and half onion, so that humanity can save time when they make spaghetti sauce. Unfortunately his family fails to understand the importance of this project.
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